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Currently, I'm digging trenches in the jungles of Brazil. I am working on this page as fast as I can, but there are no phone lines here, and I have no computer with me. So, I must whistle into my satellite phone to access the internet and make my page. This page has taken me 4 1/2 months so far, but I think that is pretty good for a guy who is just whistling into the phone. What do you think? Anyhow, when I get a chance, there will be much more added to this site, so get a grip on yourself and wait.
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Also, I would like to throw this out there. I WILL PAY UP TO TEN DOLLARS, FOR A PET MONKEY. So if your out there, and just can't take care of your monkey anymore, just let me know, and I will pay you $10 for a monkey in good condition. If it's not in the best condition, we will have to work out some sort of deal.
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I'm also willing to pay up to $12.95 for a good woman. So, if you're tired of your wife, and you would like me to take her off of your hands for you, e-mail me with pictures. I'll pay about that for an ape or orangutang as well. (I mean, they are bigger and everything.)
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